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elliotplz: my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:50:08 -0400

elliotplz:

my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked

greekgosh: This article is me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:49:59 -0400

greekgosh:

This article is me

edgeprole: cardozzza: transcendisolation: happy pride This is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:49:26 -0400

edgeprole:

cardozzza:

transcendisolation:

happy pride

This is the gay agenda jsyk

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

alittlelostsputnik: cooldadhats: gif87a-com: Street art in...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:49:23 -0400

alittlelostsputnik:

cooldadhats:

gif87a-com:

Street art in Mexico city

This is so fucking dope man

Artist is named Rilke Guillen
His shit is amazing!

personalgremlin: the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:12:17 -0400

personalgremlin:

the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it

millababicheva: any girl, ever: shows off her muscles me, immediately: i’m gay

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:16:41 -0400

millababicheva:

any girl, ever: *shows off her muscles*

me, immediately: i’m gay

hashtagdion:Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:57:21 -0400

hashtagdion:

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

allthelonelyplaces: I know we don’t get happily ever afters in...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:56:30 -0400

allthelonelyplaces:

^{I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy.

We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and,
at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent…
“If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.}

latenightsandstagelights: plaingreeneyes: kaybutlike: ripelemon: aaaaahhhhh this quick...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:55:07 -0400

latenightsandstagelights:

plaingreeneyes:

kaybutlike:

ripelemon:

aaaaahhhhh this quick change

what show is this why is this so amazing omg i love theatre magic so much???

Hey is that mean girls?

That’s what I’m thinking it is!

ruinedchildhood: person: the original song is always better than the cover me:

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:54:49 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me:

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:54:40 -0400

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

sam-brochester: genalovestoons: skaviris: wow, this is like...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:54:04 -0400

sam-brochester:

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:52:20 -0400

roachpatrol: flawlessbeautyqueens: Lucy Liu photographed by...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:51:44 -0400

roachpatrol:

flawlessbeautyqueens:

Lucy Liu photographed by Peter Lindbergh

i really enjoy lucy liu demonstrating how many ways she can kill a man

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:49:19 -0400

kovir: galacticgreywarden: Oh wow the world of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is so big I can’t wa- it...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:48:56 -0400

kovir:

galacticgreywarden:

Oh wow the world of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is so big I can’t wa-

it that what I think it is

THERE IT IS

@friendsrequest

batneko: cinderella marries the prince and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:48:32 -0400

batneko:

cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.

so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.

summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.

this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.

cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…

from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…

after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.

aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.

time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.

one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.

she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.

she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.

years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.

two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.

or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.

her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.

swordsdance: a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:47:06 -0400

swordsdance:

a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

robbiegeez: alien comic

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:47:02 -0400

robbiegeez:

alien comic

modernsapho: candywifes: candywifes: candywifes: cherry coke is a lesbian aesthetic 👀👀👀 she got...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:46:40 -0400

modernsapho:

candywifes:

candywifes:

candywifes:

cherry coke is a lesbian aesthetic

👀👀👀

she got a goth gf

Lovely

elliotplz: my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked

greekgosh: This article is me

edgeprole: cardozzza: transcendisolation: happy pride This is...

alittlelostsputnik: cooldadhats: gif87a-com: Street art in...

personalgremlin: the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in...

millababicheva: any girl, ever: *shows off her muscles* me, immediately: i’m gay

hashtagdion:Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind...

allthelonelyplaces: I know we don’t get happily ever afters in...

latenightsandstagelights: plaingreeneyes: kaybutlike: ripelemon: aaaaahhhhh this quick...

aaaaahhhhh this quick change

ruinedchildhood: person: the original song is always better than the cover me:

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm

sam-brochester: genalovestoons: skaviris: wow, this is like...

Photo

roachpatrol: flawlessbeautyqueens: Lucy Liu photographed by...

Photo

kovir: galacticgreywarden: Oh wow the world of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is so big I can’t wa- it...

batneko: cinderella marries the prince and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s...

swordsdance: a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

robbiegeez: alien comic

modernsapho: candywifes: candywifes: candywifes: cherry coke is a lesbian aesthetic 👀👀👀 she got...

millababicheva: any girl, ever: shows off her muscles me, immediately: i’m gay